Week 12 Literally literate FFL Preview

survivor-logoIt’s gettin’ to be crunch time right now, and if I can win, I’m in! The Saints and Falcons square off tonight, and my opponent has a couple of their players. After tonight, I’ll have a good idea of whether or not I truly have a shot this year.

Here’s a look at the match ups this week:

4) I Pitta the Fool vs. 2) Cousin Vinny

4) I Pitta the Fool vs. 2) Cousin Vinny

5) Spacin' Vaders vs. 6) Trophy Wife

5) Spacin’ Vaders vs. 6) Trophy Wife

10) Team Reese vs. 3) Dez Dispenser

10) Team Reese vs. 3) Dez Dispenser

7) The Blair Walsh Project vs. 8) Crawrsenal FC

7) The Blair Walsh Project vs. 8) Crawrsenal FC

9) Don't Call Me Rodney vs. 1) [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw

9) Don’t Call Me Rodney vs. 1) [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw

Good luck this week to everyone! Don’t forget to set those lineups!

Week 11 Literally Literate FFL Rankings

mad-scientist-movie1Hard at work, breaking down massive amounts of pseudoscientific data, in the never-ending quest of fantasy football domination.

Here’s the updated ranks for week 11 of the literally Literate Fantasy Football League:

wk 11 ranksWeek 11 Rankings:

1) [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw 151

2) Cousin Vinny’s Escort Services 132

3) Spacin’ Vaders 121

3) I Pitta the Fool 121

3) Dez Dispenser 121

6) Trophy Wife 116

7) The Blair Walsh Project 109

8) Don’t Call Me Rodney 100

9) Crawrsenal FC 96

10) Team Reese 94

Not a whole lot of action this week in the ranks. I’m still in the playoff hunt, and actually made a move I think will help me out for the rest of the season. I went ahead and traded Demaryius Thomas to The Blair Walsh Project for Alfred Morris.

My reasoning was this: I’ve wanted to trade Thomas before, but never got anything great in return during negotiations. Thomas has solidified himself as the go-to guy on the Broncos, racking up 5 TD’s in three weeks while Wes Welker and Eric Decker have been hauntingly lackluster the last few weeks.

The Broncos are going up against the Chiefs twice in the next three weeks, and although I have no doubt Manning would roll himself out on the field on a gurney at this point in his career, I could see something bad happening in the next few weeks with the pressure he’ll be facing from the opposing line.

My RB’s are now Frank Gore, Zac Stacy, Alfred Morris, Darren Sproles, and Shane Vereen, with Kendall Hunter as a handcuff. I feel that WR has been more hit or miss this year, and I also feel that with D. Thomas’ 3 TD’s last week, I may have gotten the most I possibly can out of him. Finding someone to post 8 points in his absence may be somewhat of a crapshoot, but I believe it is very much possible.

However, if I could move say 2 RB’s and Keenan Allen for a stud WR, I’d be all in!

MAKIN’ MOVES, YA’LL!

Week 9 Power Rankings

hard_math.png.scaled500Math is hard, but plugging numbers into a pre-made algorithm is easy! Here’s the Literally Literate Week 9 Power Rankings. The Playoff hunt thickens with only 5 weeks remaining in the regular season, three teams sit at 4-4 while the top 3 are 5-3 or better.

wk 9 power ranks

Making a huge leap this week is Dez Dispenser. Apparently their high score of 171 hints at success further down the road. We shall see…

Literally Literate Week 9 Power Rankings:

1) [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw 147

2) Cousin Vinny’s Escort Services 134

3) Dez Dispenser 121

4) Trophy Wife 119

5) I Pitta the Fool 117

6) Space Invaders 116

7) Team Reese 102

8) The Blair Walsh Project 101

9) Crawrsenal FC 100

10) Don’t Call Me Rodney 98

A Show of Force: Week 8 Power Rankings

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Much like Kim Un here, I was only slightly amused by my performance this week. I topped out on points, but lost my RB2 and WR2, which left me scrambling on the waiver wire. I picked up J. Boykin from Green Bay and Roy Helu from Washington to help smooth things out. Darren Sproles coming back should help, and hopefully Zach Stacy will continue to run hard in St. Louis.

With that in mind, here’s how this week’s power rankings shake out for the Literally Literate FFL:

wk 8 power ranks

1) [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw 141

2) Cousin Vinny’s Escort Services 138

3) I Pitta the Fool 120

4) Trophy Wife 118

5) Spacin’ Vaders 111

6) Team Reese 106

7) Dez Dispenser 103

8) The Blair Walsh Project 102

9) Crawrsenal FC 101

9) Don’t Call Me Rodney 101

Week 7 Power Rankings

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Crunchin’ numbers and staring at beakers filled with Gatorade, in hopes of bringing you up-to-date Literally Literate FFL Power Rankings.

Here’s how the math breaks down this week (Don’t worry, the ###’s represent numbers with repeating remainders, like 3.6777…and I’m just too lazy to fill them in, although I am guilty of rounding them up!):

wk 7 power rankings

Literally literate Week 7 Power Rankings:

1) [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw 147

2) Cousin Vinny’s Escort Services 138

3) Trophy Wife 122

4) I Pitta the Fool 116

5) Team Reese 111

6) The Blair Walsh Project 110

7) Spacin’ Vaders 108

8) Crawrsenal FC 105

8) Don’t Call Me Rodney 105

10) Dez Dispenser 97

 

Tuesday Morning Relief: An End to Losing

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Ah yes, there’s nothing quite as nice as getting off the schnide.

This week saw the standings get jumbled up in the Literally Literate FFL.

The two top contenders, [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw and Cousin Vinny’s Escort Services both went down while Trophy Wife and Team Reese continued their ascent to the top of the leader board and Dez Dispenser logged her first win with the most points this week.

wk 5 results

With the playing field evening out, the standings are getting closer and closer, as is evident by this week’s Power Rankings:

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[Br]eaking [Br]adshaw and Cousin Vinny still top the leader board, but myself and Trophy Wife are closing in and only one game out of the lead. Crawrsenal FC drops this week to 9th, despite having more wins than Dez Dispenser, who climbs out of the bottom of the ranks with 127 points, to go along with her high per game average. The Blair Walsh Project and Spacin’ Vaders are locked up in a tie for 5th, and Dez Dispenser and Team Reese fight it out over the 7th position.

1. [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw 148

2. Cousin Vinny’s Escort Services 146

3. I Pitta the Fool 125

4. Trophy Wife 121

5. Spacin’ Vaders 113

5. The Blair Walsh Project 113

7. Dez Dispenser 105

7. Team Reese 105

9. Crawrsenal FC 102

10. Don’t Call Me Rodney 99

This week doesn’t have any super studs hidden out there, but with the RB situation in Oakland and WR’s posting more consistent numbers league-wide, there are several favorable pickups this week. Here’s the heavy hitters:

                            

Week 5 Literally Literate FFL Power Rankings

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I had to re-crunch a bunch of numbers this week, but here’s how the Oberton Mt. Power Rankings have our league for week 5:

1. Cousin Vinny’s Escort Services 162

2. [Br]eaking [Br]adshaw 161

3. I Pitta the Fool 118

3. The Blair Walsh Project 118

3. Trophy Wife 118

6. Spacin’ Vaders 107

7. Crawrsenal FC 106

8. Don’t Call Me Rodney 101

9. Team Reese 100

10. Dez Dispenser 85